Oh Great Perfidy, By Kameron
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Once upon a time, an ugly, mean princess went out to water the flowers, "Grow!!", she screamed. Hearing the anger in her voice, the flower started to grow. It grew and grew so much. It was as tall as the castle! than night when the princess was planning her evil duties for tomorrow, she started to feel tired, so went to bed.
At 20 past twelve o'clock, the princess had a nightmare. She was feeling weird. In the dream, the princess turned into a sunflower. She woke up terrified and shivering. The princess was outside. She was wearing yellow! The princess hated wearing yellow. But, reader, she was not wearing yellow -- she
was yellow! She had turned into a sunflower.
"Ah, Ah, Ah, No" the princess screamed when she found out that I'm telling you this story, but also because she's a flower. "I don't want to be some ugly thing that grows in the sand!" she exclaimed.
"After you're nice, I'll let you go" said a voice. "It's me, sunflower, for that is my name. I will teach you to be nice, soft, and kind."
Oh great Perfidy the princess wailed, for she is still a sunflower and all she can do is hope until she's nice.
The END